So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
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I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
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He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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