Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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