I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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