you win again, gameday.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
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We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
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If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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