and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
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I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
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Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
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I think I just shit out all my problems.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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