I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
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i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
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We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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