census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
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I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
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Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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