Acid is not a monday night drug
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
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That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
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I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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