The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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