I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
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