They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
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told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
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i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
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The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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