so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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