so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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