South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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