Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
are you so shy because you have an std?
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
tell me about the fingering
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