he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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