I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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