I'll bet she douches with gravy.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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