wat bout pragnant strippers??
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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