You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
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Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
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You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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