What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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