scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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