Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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