benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
