if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
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What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
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Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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