he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
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I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
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You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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