i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
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you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
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i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
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