I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
