just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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