I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
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I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
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he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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