Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
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Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
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So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
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Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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