Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
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dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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