fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
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She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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