I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
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you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
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Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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