She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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