I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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