why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
I need a burrito and a hug.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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