Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
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is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
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Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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