we have pet lesbian snakes
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
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There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
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he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
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