I hate all girls vehemently.
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
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I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
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No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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