I didn't shave. On purpose
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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