do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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