i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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