Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
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I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
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I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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