Taylor Swift is so right about you.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
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I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
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Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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