ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
i'm signing you up for texting rehab
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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