I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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