I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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