lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
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How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
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Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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