Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Last night: Repeatedly yelled about how the fishbowl tasted like blue, stole a stranger's hat, hugged the DJ for playing my request, made out with my roommate, and abandoned the guy I dragged to the club in the first place
This morning: Hat doesn't fit, hangover headache is blue, and I can't move without getting lightheaded
Listen when they tell you not to drink after giving blood
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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