Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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