I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
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This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
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I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
My vagina just clenched in fear
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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