I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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