the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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