Already got asked if we're dating
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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