After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
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drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
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Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?