I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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