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• (586): View more from Michigan

  love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"

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  and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."

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  I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I accidentally told him I've been cheating on him with his brother last night.

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  How did that happen by accident?

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  I was drunk and vomited all over him and thought, "maybe he will just stay with me out of pity if I tell him with stomach acid and alcohol all over his crotch." I was wrong.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.

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• (660): View more from Missouri

  Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart

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  What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?

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  Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni

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• (714): View more from California

  I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.

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• (518): View more from New York

  How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.

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• (561): View more from Florida

  His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.

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• (713): View more from Texas

  It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.

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• (650): View more from California

  New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.

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