I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
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the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
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I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
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