I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
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its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
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you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid